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Joke of the Day
"Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber? He committed barbercide."
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"What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!"
"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."
"The New Yorker swims into a bar..."
"Did you hear about the amazing new prosthetic device for paraplegics? It's called a Vegetable Stand."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"What tastes good but doesn't smell good? A tongue. Hehe"
"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."
"If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't."
"*leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa. ""Hi"" ""Hey"" Hi.""Push It"" is about takin a dump, right? ""No"" ""Nope"" *hands friend $5*"