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Joke of the Day

"why do women wear makeup and perfume? They are ugly and they smell bad."

"In preschool, I became friends with a little girl I showed her mine, and she showed me hers. However, a preschool teacher found out about it, and I was fired."

"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."

"Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home. He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke."

"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"

"Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other ""Look, a bus!"""

"I'm a Chemical Engineer and I have some good Chemistry jokes. ... but I never get a good reaction."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("

"My wife doesn't know... That every time we have sex, I put a dollar into an envelope that goes toward her Christmas present. So far, she's getting a candy bar."

"Someone with a girl friend should write this in their Valentines Day card I was going to buy you a car, but I knew you'd be disappointed if I didn't give you the D."