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Joke of the Day
"What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup."
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"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""
"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk right into a bar. The Buddhist ducks."