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Joke of the Day

"When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming."

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"What do you call a techno-themed grocery store? Gigi D'Agostino"

"Each year more people die in bathtub accidents than plane accidents, but any idiot thinking they can fly a bathtub deserves what they get."

"What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses"

"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."

"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."

"how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included ""doorbells"" on her list of favorite things"

"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."

"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"