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Joke of the Day
"One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password."
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"""Comedians"" don't RT because? A. Their tweets are pure gold. B. This is just a joke-tryout site. C. They know we're all funnier than them."
"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."
"Conversations with my pets: Me: Please could you Dog: OF COURSE! Me: I haven't said what it Dog: I LOVE YOU! Me: Please could you Cat: No."
"The Lord said unto John; ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster."
"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"
"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."
"What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey? A Meringueutan"
"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"
"What noise does a homosexual horse make? Geigh"