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Joke of the Day
"Have homeless dudes tried just running a comb through their hair?"
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"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"
"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called ""She Sue Sushi."" (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)"
"My wife treats me like a God Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering."
"The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web."
"What did Mr. Orange say to Anna Banana when she asked what his first name was in rhyme world? Fuck off"
"My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..."
"I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life."
"Chocolate coins are easily the most delicious of all coins; plus, they don't get stuck in your teeth like pennies."