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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates Everyone hates the dark ones"
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"Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque. The other one recommends attaching a lion head to it."
"Scary Story Told In Only 6 Words Your search history google is PUBLIC !!!"
"Why was the mother cow mad at father cow? Because she had beef with him."
"If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old... Your just crispy. "
"Whats the difference between congress and parliament? Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day."
"WIFE: He treats our marriage like it's a talk show THERAPIST: Is this true? ME: *turns and winks at camera* We'll find out after the break"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"
"Got a new car for my girlfriend, best trade I ever made."
"What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !"