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Joke of the Day

"[dude is just absolutely drowning in the ocean, lifeguard sits back and smiles] i love no save november"

"What's your favorite thing about earth? It's just got such a great atmosphere."

"How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them."

"Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George."

"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"

"Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten"

"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."

"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !"

"There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called ""Camera."""