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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit card."
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"A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11."
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
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"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"
"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."
"George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets."
"Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac? Because they take things literally."
"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."
"What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke? Karma. (Please forgive me)"