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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit card."
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"Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby I dont come on my apple before I eat it"
"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"
"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"
"How do you spell onomatopoeia? Just spell it like the way it sounds!"
"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"
"Every letter likes Jews... but not-Z"
"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."
"WIFE: what's going on? ME: [locking the door] I haven't had an apple in 3 days DOCTOR: [outside, stethoscope in hand] I can hear u breathing"
"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."