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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump, an asshole, and an evil masterminds walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."

"How I would kidnap pedophiles. Have a white van advertisting free kids."

"Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit? Because it blew up."

"God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it"

"Wanna know what's making the Head Lines? Corduroy Pillows that's what"

"How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"what do use to lure really big fish? master bait"

"Developing an app that redirects you to twitter if you click on any other app on your phone cause obviously it was a mistake. You're welcome"

"What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam"

"How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..? Just Juan."