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Joke of the Day

"I won't do standup right now... Let me wipe my ass first."

"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"

"With elections coming soon, my coworker asked me who my favorite president was. I said JFK, because he's so open-minded."

"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."

"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard"

"If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from The Thunderbirds, she would become Claudia Schiffer-Brains. Claudia Shit for brains."

"Box wine? I prefer the term Cardboardeaux."

"johnny depp looks like the person who does hair and make up for johnny depp"