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Joke of the Day
"Who would kick The Rock's ass in a fight? Paper."
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"When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. You get a sloppy Joe."
"What is harder said than done? Your mom"
"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."
"""Heres your social security card, you need it forever! Its made of paper, don't laminate it. Good luck."" -The Government"
"When I say I'm as sober as a judge I mean Paula Abdul."
"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."
"What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos."
"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""
"What does earth say to the other planets? You have no life"