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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a communist. But my dad is too rich."

"My mother said if never be able to build a car out of spaghetti.. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta."

"What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats."

"What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed? McBongald's"

"If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees."

"Even though his lawyer had told him to check the fine print, he hadn't expected this: it was the SEXIEST print he'd seen in years."

"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"

"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"

"the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high (luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from"

"SEO Expert walks into a bar... An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."