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Joke of the Day

"When there's still peanut butter on the knife after a dishwasher run, I just put it in the drawer because that peanut butter is clean."

"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"

"Molestation isn't funny! Seriously it's a touchy subject."

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

"What does NASCAR really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"

"My gay friend fell into the ocean Good thing he's so flambuoyant."

"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."

"cause baby now we've got baaathtubs you know we soaking in maaad suds so take a loofah for baaack scrubs cause baby now we baaathtubs [hey!]"

"There are a lot of dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"Knock knock Come in Sorry "