127626

Joke of the Day

"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."

"How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'? Four. O, double-u and e."

"A blind man walked into a bar... And a table, and a chair"

"I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock.... I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds. I'm here all day.."

"Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness."

"Have you heard the gullible joke? Me neither..."

"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."

"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."

"Dammit Dad Dad: ""Whaddya got there, son?"" Son: ""Soy milk."" Dad: -pauses- ""Hola milk, soy tu padre."""

"I thought it would be good idea to charge my Note 7 and make a call at the same time. Boy did that blow up in my face."