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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Syrian Masquerade? It was held in Da**masc**us."
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"What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up."
"Why are black man's palms white? Because they are always leaning against cop cars."
"A bit of Christmas Doggerel Oh, you better not shout, you better not cry, you better bite the pillow, cuz I'm going in dry."
"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"
"My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen"
"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."
"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."
"What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines? Dog turds without borders"
"Just watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth."