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Joke of the Day
"What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines? Dog turds without borders"
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"I introduced my girlfriend to the family Me: hello everyone, meet Jasmine Jasmine: Hi Wife: what the fuck"
"Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!"
"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."
"""I can't wait for the erection!"" - frustrated wives/Asians who love politics."
"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."
"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... ...those who understand Binary, and those who don't."
"Dozing off during Sportscenter and waking up an hour later in the same clip is every guy's version of Memento."
"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."