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Joke of the Day

"What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines? Dog turds without borders"

"Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems."

"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"

"I never understood why vets... aren't called dogtors."

"Did you hear about the skywriter's autobiography? It was way over my head."

"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"

"When I was in my twenties we didn't have hipsters we had AIDS, which was almost as bad."

"Now I can't wear my nude crystal dress this weekend. Thanks, Rihanna."