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Joke of the Day
"What's another term for a prodigal farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."
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"""I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"""
"What time does Wimbledon start? Tennish"
"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."
"The Packers or the Colts. Take your Pick"
"The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!"""
"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."
"That shitty moment when you finally get comfy in bed then realize the lights are on."
"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"
"UGH. When I text girls that I have standards, I really need to stop abbreviating the word standards to STDs."