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Joke of the Day
"What's another term for a prodigal farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a girls ass."
"My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit."
"Serial killer or nerd If a guy has a knife collection he's a serial killer if he has a sword collection he's just a nerd."
"Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?"
"Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
"I called the Rape Advice Line earlier today. Turns out it's only for victims."
"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."
"So everyone knows, it's frowned upon to yell ""Hot potato"" when someone hands you a baby and toss it back to them"
"Yay it's payday! *pays bills That was short lived."