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Joke of the Day

"Chicken must be brilliant at mathematics.. Because after explaining every proof, my teachers say ""Hens proved!!"""

"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""

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"I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks"

"So I'm banging this chick and she looks back and me and says, ""DADDY I'm CUMMINGGG"".... So I say ""Hi Cumming, I'm Dad""."

"A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean...... Both crews were marooned"

"one of the last times I got really mad was in a parking lot when a single clown got out of an enormous van"

"The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors."

"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster."

"Niece: found these handcuffs in your drawer. Me: yea I got arrested once Niece: omg why Me: for going through my aunt's drawers."