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Joke of the Day
"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, and a really big lightbulb."
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"Your momma's so fat... ...that when I asked her what her what her favorite time of the year was, she said, ""dinner time."""
"Just started a new job and apparently they use the word work less figuratively than I do."
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"What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one? Necrophilia."
"I put my underwear on like anyone else. Backwards, two legs in one hole, falling down then decide it's easier to go without."
"Mother's have mother's day and father's have father's day. What do male redditors have? -Palm sunday"
"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."
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"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+S"