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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Donald trump travel in ships anymore..? Cause he doesn't like Cruz..."
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"Batman doesn't kill. Wayne Enterprises is a defense contractor. Guy is conflicted about the wrong things."
"I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too."
"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"
"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"
"Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend"
"Me: hey what's this weird lump? WebMD: could be cancer. Me: it's a raisin stuck to my elbow... WebMD: you have two weeks."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips"
"I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus"