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Joke of the Day
"Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Short answer: No Long answer: Yes"
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"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a scorpion"
"I told my grandpa he should wear his hearing aids but he won't listen"
"Saw a man at Target with a foot-long ponytail. Didn't know what to do so I pulled the fire alarm."
"5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool."
"My ex broke up with me but left a bag of chips in my car. 3 weeks passed and I texted ""I still got your chips if you want them."""
"When my husband brags that girls hit on him at work, I just remind him that I make more money than him. We both go to bed happy."
"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"
"A man walks into hospital ""What's with Jane ?"" ""It doesn't look good"" ""Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"""
"What does a Muslim have if they hate their god? An Allahgy"