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Joke of the Day

"I hate how sometimes I let my guard down and then all my inmates get away."

"There is no ice cream in space because no one can hear you scream"

"What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul stop monkeying around!"

"What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority"

"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""

"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""

"Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning."

"I'm not a fan of NASCAR but I hear it's popular in some circles."

"What is black & blue and definitely not up for sex? The new girl in the women's refuge."

"At first, I didn't like my haircut. But then it grew on me."