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"Do you know what beats meat? a hand."
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"If your surname is Dumpty, don't name your kid Humpty. I mean, seriously."
"[Meta] A word on 9/11 jokes."
"[at preschool open house hearing nut allergy policy] *raises hand* What if I draw a peanut on her napkin? Wife: Please go wait in the car"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"
"why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi"
"What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"
"A joke about dwarves ejaculating... Will be coming shortly."
"Two Scarecrows are standing out in a field... One says to the other, ""Hey man!"""
"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""