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Joke of the Day
"I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30"
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"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"
"Two deers walk out of a gay bar. And the one says to the other... ""I can't believe I blew Fifty Bucks back there!"""
"Two Ninjas What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? Numchucks."
"The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?"
"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."
"She ran her fingers through my hair and pulled hard. I wanted to ask her to do it harder - but probably inappropriate for the hair salon."
"Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip"
"Sorry I faked a seizure at your party but my phone's battery dropped to 10%, you wouldn't stop talking and I had to go so I could charge it."
"911: I'd like to report a Twief! 911: What? A Twurglar! 911: I don't follow You can't catch em like that. Hurry they're getting stars!"