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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? CluckBait."

"I want my boyfriend to get a tattoo on his neck so I won't have to worry about him getting a job and not having time to hang out with me."

"What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power? A fission-chips shop."

"Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !"

"That awkward moment when.. ...you show up to a feminist picnic and no one made sandwiches."

"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."

"Why did a Jamaican cry while eating chicken? Because the chicken was a Jerk."

"""What do we want!"" ""Hearing aids!"" ""When do we want them!"" ""Hearing aids!"""

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""