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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power? A fission-chips shop."
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"I think my friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid He says he can stop anytime he wants"
"How do ya get a fag to fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy"
"Sunday and Monday stand back to back, spraying darkness in both directions."
"Boss: ""you're fired"" Me: ""I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree"""
"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."
"this month's full moon is in virgo. you know what that means: you shouldn't be friends with me because i will tell you shit like this"
"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
"I'm an atheist with a god-complex... ...which explains why all my highschool teachers always said I never believed in myself."
"No one J.D. should have all that power and associates."