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Joke of the Day
"I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian Thank you prosthetic legs!"
Next Joke
"Text your dad ""egg salad sandwich"" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken."
"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."
"When does one plus one equal three? When you forget to wear a condom."
"Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting? Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies."
"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"
"What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common? They both worry about the position of colons."
"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"
"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."
"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."