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Joke of the Day
"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."
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"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"
"This headline stunned me- ""Mars to reduce carbon emissions"" Until I realized it was the candy maker ... and not the planet."
"The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire."
"Why are grapes so fun to go clubbing with? Because they're always raisin the roof."
"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"
"I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo."
"Any phrase can be banalized,by adding ""if you know what I mean"" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean"
"How does a comedian like his eggs? Funny side up"
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"