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Joke of the Day
"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"
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"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."
"When your date asks about your hobbies, DON'T grab her table knife in a napkin and say, ""Collecting knives with strangers' prints on them."""
"And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross. Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, i'll be back on Monday."
"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"
"I honked at the funeral procession out of SUPPORT"
"wanna hear one long joke and two short jokes? Jooooooooke, joke joke."
"If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years."
"I like when I see a 30mph speed limit sign spraypainted to say 80. Whoever does that has found a way to completely beat the system"
"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"