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Joke of the Day

"I honked at the funeral procession out of SUPPORT"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out."

"*Tries to go into debt* DEBT: I have a boyfriend"

"One thing I've learned about getting older is that not everything is as how it appears. Or I need new glasses. Again."

"When I explained Twitter to my mother she said, ""Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better."" Well played, Mom. Well played."

"Veni Vidi Venti. I came, I saw, I ordered a Caramel Macchiato."

"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."

"The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals."