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Joke of the Day

"Why did the father of the asian couple know the baby was not his? Because two Wongs don't make a white"

"Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named ""Steven!"""

"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""

"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."

"Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans"

"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."

"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."

"Good news: I finally had sex with my wife last night! Bad news: I spent the entire 60secs wondering how I was going to tweet it to you guy"

"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."