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Joke of the Day

"Vodka doesn't care about your 70's bush..."

"If you put your right ear really close to your left knee and you listen... ...you can hear a voice say 'What the fuck are you doing?'"

"I was making out with my girlfriend in my car when she said ""OOH DARMOK!! KISS ME DOWN WHERE IT SMELLS!"" ...so I drove her to New Jersey."

"I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour."

"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast."

"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."

"What's the difference between juice and cider? I can't go deep in juice."

"Most guys walk up and stick it in... I stick it in then walk up..."

"What do you call a guy with rabbits up his arse/ass? Warren."

"I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water."