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Joke of the Day

"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"

"Me: If you don't like my rules, maybe you can find a different mom. 4yo: *excitedly* Can we really do that?"

"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car... ...well, it goes without saying."

"I saw a really funny joke on /r/Jokes a while back Quite a while back actually."

"Letter to Santa... Little boy: Santa please send me a little brother!... Santa: send me your mother!!!"

"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."

"I have a lot of disdain for anyone in the top 1% who hasn't become Batman."

"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"