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Joke of the Day
"If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity She treated me well at the strip club"
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"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"
"My brother volunteered to perform my sons circumcision But I could never force kin to do that."
"Twitter provides the technology for my thoughts to be ignored by far more people than ever before."
"""Son, I found a condom in your room"" ""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""
"My ex told me I'd never find another woman like her. nnI don't think she was expecting the high 5 and happy dance I did right after."
"I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad."
"Just played Uno with my Mexican co-workers... ...they stole all the green cards."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..."
"Sad news. The end of a one-legged man I know is afoot."