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Joke of the Day
"Sad news. The end of a one-legged man I know is afoot."
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"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"
"*playing Mortal Kombat* Her: Can I try? Me: Sure. Her: Which one of them shoots that Handookie thingie? Me: Hadouken? Her: Yea. Me: Leave."
"I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'."
"Positive people are less of a person They are missing electrons."
"What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket? Is that you, coffin?"
"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."
"Old people, when you say ""the good ol' days,"" do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?"
"What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown? Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels."