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Joke of the Day

"My brother volunteered to perform my sons circumcision But I could never force kin to do that."

"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."

"What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed? Low hanging fruit."

"Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it."

"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"

"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."

"I saw Home Alone for the first time today and now I'm thinking about anything else I've been putting off since 1990."

"6 and 7 are hanging out. 6 says ""you wanna grab a drink?"" 7 says, ""Nah, I aint ate yet."""

"How do you clean a seat for a woman? Wipe your face"

"GOD: I call them Water Buffalo ANGEL: But they live on land GOD: Yep ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: u really dont care anymore do u GOD: Not a bit"