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Joke of the Day
"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."
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"If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face."
"I want to get arrested by a motorcycle cop just so I can hold him tenderly around the waist on my way to jail."
"Me: ""people always think I'm gay! Do I put off a gay vibe?"" Guy whose back I'm massaging in a bubble bath: ""maybe a little"""
"Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell."
"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."
"""I like my women how I like my sunglasses... Sitting on my face..."""
"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."
"Restless Leg Syndrome I found out I have restless leg syndrome so I started wearing a Fitbit to bed. I get at least 10,000 steps a night."