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Joke of the Day
"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."
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"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAAAAAAAAAR"
"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only **comes** once a year."
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't go apeshit and stalk me for years when I put a couple of loads in it."
"I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"Tequila If a guy gets drunk on tequila, and beats you up... then he's guilty of agavated assault."
"Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)"
"Why did god make pussy look like a taco? So we can eat it..."