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Joke of the Day

"do you know the difference between a carrot and a fork? If you don't you should be more careful when you eat!"

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"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."
"Cameron Cameroff"
"[wearing World's Best Dad shirt] Wife: whys there blood on your shirt? Me: its not my blood Guy bleeding out in the yard: its not your shirt"
"If you're behind someone at an ATM late night, let them know you're not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck."
"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."
"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."
"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."
"I found this joke on the news when I went to America... His name is Donald Trump."
"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."