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Joke of the Day
"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."
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"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice what's up girl my name is bill"
"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."
"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."
"Whats a terrorists favorite dessert flavored ices"
"For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be."
"If you love batman, let him go... Batman returns."
"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse, gets the cheese! [Dark humor, I love it!]"
"I saw this incredible color in a dream, But it was just a pigment of my imagination."
"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""