155986

Joke of the Day

"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"

"i want to be objectified but only by very specific people"

"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"

"Let's count to 10.000"

"I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion"

"Why did the horse get a DUI? She had too many maretinis"

"Can you be electrocuted by a news story? The answer may shock you."

"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""

"Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain? Turn it around."

"[NSFW] What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? It turns ""no, no, no"" into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""