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Joke of the Day

"baby proofing your house is easy, just lock your doors. There's no way they could get in unless there were like hundreds of them or somthing"

"Why don't Gingers go to the dentist? They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis."

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"

"Two unconnected vertices? That's where I draw the line."

"How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? It's all out of eggs.."

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"

"Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried"

"I'm a Jack of all trades But a master of pun."