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Joke of the Day
"What did the tooth say to the dentist? ""Fill 'er up!"""
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"It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house"
"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."
"The only thing better than iPad... ...is an iTampon."
"One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours."
"(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff."
"did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,""Lie to me, lie to me."""
"For some reason, the Disney movie ""101 Dalmatians"" was much more popular than it's sequel ""Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."""
"Two gold fish are sitting in a tank... Two gold fish are sitting in a tank. One gold fish looks at the other and says: ""Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"""
"Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How shitty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?"