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Joke of the Day
"The only thing better than iPad... ...is an iTampon."
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"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."
"Financial status: Googling ""sell kidney"""
"Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey? To Prove They Were Not Chicken"
"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."
"[sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious! Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down."
"Did you hear about the guy who walked around with two pails of milk on his feet for a year? It was legendairy."
"It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours."
"A few simple tips: 1. Don't promise when you're happy. 2. Don't reply when you're angry. 3. Don't decide when you're sad."