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Joke of the Day
"I went to this great German bar They called it the Wunderbar"
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"The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!"
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"""I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"" Job interviewer: Three references is fine."
"Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks!"