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Joke of the Day
"If you enjoy arguing about lunches at 6 AM I can't recommend parenting highly enough."
Next Joke
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again"
"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."
"I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego"
"I have really bad hay fever Which means I have an uncontrollable desire to have sex with the straw man from the wizard of Oz"
"Have you heard the gullible joke? Me neither..."
"Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"Have you heard the one about the roof? never mind, just forget about it, it's probably over your head."
"What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller."
"Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now."