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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."

"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."

"they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like ""oh"""

"What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!"

"What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat? One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts."

"My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family. And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates. That table was ruined."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and there's 18 different holes."

"Trump should have called his rally in Chicago a ""job fair"" non of the protesters would've been there"

"What's a hippie's favorite animal? An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any."

"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"