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Joke of the Day
"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"
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"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb."
"Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky!"
"Co-Worker: You say apparently a lot. Me: Yes, I know. CW: It really bothers me. M: Apparently so. CW: You don't care. M: Apparently not."
"What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy"
"An old man says to the doctor ""I piss like a horse at 6 each morning, poop like a goose at 7."" The doctor says ""Then what's the problem?"" The old man says ""I don't get out of bed until 8."""
"I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said? ""Stay out of those places!"""
"[Jesus at Last Supper] [holds up bread] This is my body [holds up wine] This is my blood [holds up Instagram pic] This was my breakfast"
"What's a Republican Congressman's favorite movie? Kill Bill"
"If you have one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A bloody big cricket."