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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"What is true and false at the same time? This"

"Was giving a door counselling. We didn't get anywhere at first but he soon opened up to me."

"How do Super Heroes like their drinks served? WITH JUST ICE!"

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"

"Knock knock You: ""Knock knock"" Victim: ""Who's there?"" You: ""I ate up"" Victim: ""I ate up who?"" (May need to be read aloud)"

"From now on, when you see the word ""minimum"", good luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother."

"Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first."

"I met a Muslim biker once... He was the Sergeant at harams"

"Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe... It's fucking too close to water."