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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw."
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"What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."
"Words to live by What doesn't kill you, isn't in Australia"
"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"
"A blonde sees a another blonde across a lake and asks ""How do I get to the other side?"" the other blonde replies... ""You are on the other side""."
"What's the opposite of a gay bar? An allahu akbar."
"It must be really hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest because I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."
"What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her? A chainsaw."
"*being wrestled away from mall santa by security* u hav TWO WEEKS until deadline and ur out here doing PHOTO OPS?! WHOS DOINGE THE REAL WORK"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 11 seconds."